I’m not scared. You’re scared. You thought I was crying? What? NO. It’s because I just thought of something really funny and my uncontrollable laughter is oozing out of my eyes in the form of salty liquid. In fact, I’m so freakin happy that I just did a jig in my kitchen [oh my god …
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Happy New Year – A New Kind of Era
I’ve decided it’s a new era. Things are gonna be different. You’ll see. Let’s pretend that Cooking Light Magazine is interviewing me. I heard narcissism is trending. Cooking Light: Wow, Deanna. Welcome back! It’s been a long time since you’ve posted anything on your website. It’s like a ghost town. Where have you been and …
Happenings in the Heat – The Phoenix Adventures
Whoa. It’s been 2 months since I said heyo hiyo whasssup. Life has gotten out. of. control. Are using extra periods like that so 2008? So what’s happened? We moved to Phoenix. It rained the entire 4-day car ride. One cat cried the whole way here. The other cat was high. We almost made friends …
Old Pumpkin Rice With Expired Black Beans and Never Used Schezwan Sauce
It’s pretty darn official. The votes have been tabulated. The ballots have been recounted 37 times (we think there was some voter fraud). But the where-to-move indecision madness has come to an end. We’re moving to Phoenix! Unless Bono calls us on our red land line, while wearing his super sweet sunglasses and says “Hey, I’ve got …
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We’re moving. I think. Wait, yeah, I think.
Do you hate that I’m not posting a recipe and going to blab about my life again? Just tell me. But I have to tell you the info, right? The 411. So the big news is, we’re moving. Maybe out of state. It depends on what minute you ask me. I say maybe because so much …
I am not too old for this. I am not too old for this.
Last month, I promised you a story about my upcoming dancing in the street. Well, I’m back from that adventure. There was pain. Ow. There were also tears. But mostly, there was love. Be ready to be bombarded with pictures of some generous, lovely women dancing their hearts out and a few vintage pics sprinkled …
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I Miss You (a toothless confessional)
I’m still alive and kicking. Actually, no – I haven’t kicked anything. I should kick something or someone. Surely someone deserves a kick. Ooo…my dentist! Good for nothing *&%$!! I should kick myself in the pants for falling off the blogging bandwagon. That should be your blog name. Blogging Bandwagon. You’re welcome. Sorry. This is …
Fed Up Challenge Diary – Days 2-5
We’re knee deep in sugar free awesomeness. Are we loving it? We’re loving it. We’re also big fat liars. How’s everyone doing? Are you cranky? Do you have headaches? Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? It’s probably just me. As a food blogger, it takes a lot for me to …
Fed Up Challenge Diary – Day 1
Hi sugar free sociopaths! Sugar free scavengers? Spectators? Sexy snobs? Sucralose shirkers? I’m done. Pinky swear. I thought I’d do a quick diary showing my first day of this 10-day sugar free challenge. You’re doing it with me, right? Cool beans. I’m sorry I said cool beans. Here’s what I ate today: Plain yogurt (Siggi’s brand). I added …
Why You Won’t See Any Freakin’ Holiday Cookies From Me This Year
Bah humbug? No, quite the opposite. I’m really trying to feel the holiday spirit this year. Puttin’ my best slipper forward. That tingling sensation running up my spine is either the Ghost of Christmas Past showing me the way or a hairy-legged spider. Either way, I’m scared. If you like stalking me on the internet (I know …
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Taking the Fed Up Challenge – Let’s Go Sugar Free – Round 3
I know what you’re thinking. You want to kick me in the shins because I’m the jerk who’s bringing up going sugar-free while you’re snacking on red & green office party cupcakes. I hate the thought of it, too. But I wanted to give you a heads up that on Monday, January 11, we’re doing …
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Our Favorite Food Blogs
I love reading other food blogs. They inspire me, help me put food on the dinner table, and let me know that I’m not alone out here in the interwebz. Today, I wanted to share a few of my favorites with you. I would love to hear yours as well. Maybe we can introduce each …
